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diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

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Anonymous said: i had a really bad monday and wound up crying because of some homophobic bullshit i was subjected to. you always manage to cheer me up. could i get a comic maybe? thnx either way. :)

iguanamouth:

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aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

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majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 
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Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

Text 24 Aug 7,979 notes cosmo tip #889

expertcosmotips:

he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del

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Photo 24 Aug 7,244 notes rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

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wilbertweed:

"Give me as much whipped cream as you can without getting fired"

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dennys:

wilbertweed:

"Give me as much whipped cream as you can without getting fired"

leaning tower of creamza


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