Text 29 Jul 253,676 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

Text 22 Jul

somewherewentnumb said: HEY MAN I'M SENSITIVE OVER HOW BIG AND MEATY MY CLAWS ARE HOW DARE YOU

Text 22 Jul 84,446 notes

hot4meteos:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Photo 22 Jul 17,844 notes seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

(Source: intifadda)

Video 21 Jul 129,373 notes

the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

just say it like it is

Text 21 Jul 24 notes

maybe this site wouldn’t SUCK so BAD if SOME OF US DIDN’T TRY BLOGGING with BIG MEATY CLAWS

Photo 21 Jul 15,300 notes

(Source: smallvagina)

Video 20 Jul 114,557 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Text 20 Jul 64,875 notes

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

Text 20 Jul

She wasn’t my world, she just happened to be the most important part of it

Text 19 Jul 60,363 notes

holdinghandsandskimmingstones:

“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.

(Source: starplayer-tidus)

Text 19 Jul 135,776 notes

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

Video 19 Jul 16,491 notes

capacity:

 me every fucken night on this website

(Source: janemba)

Text 18 Jul 323,337 notes

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Text 16 Jul 13,278 notes

alphajade:

ok

so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention

and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia

and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”

and single bisexuals are predatory liars

what the fuck are we supposed to do


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